tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48271347202760489792011-04-21T10:55:56.495-07:00Chilihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09170360212629878450noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4827134720276048979.post-51114152502474831152007-09-15T02:42:00.000-07:002007-09-15T02:43:23.824-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JPvNn8oParo/RulQuN6Ox5I/AAAAAAAAATU/onlhxxiCX_I/s1600-h/KORNKOPTER.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JPvNn8oParo/RulQuN6Ox5I/AAAAAAAAATU/onlhxxiCX_I/s400/KORNKOPTER.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109704007166642066" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">KORNKOPTER, MOTHERFUCKERS.</span></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">CAN YOU FEEL THAT, CULLEN HARPER? Yeah, that's the smell of </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">WILLY KORN'</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">S </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">HOT BREAF</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> on your neck. And I </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">TOTALLY</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> don't mean that in a </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">GAY WAY</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">. According to this</span> </span><a href="http://www.thestate.com/tigers/story/172216.html">newspaper article</a><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> I didn't have time to read - we have an</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">EXTREME QUARTERBACK</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">KORNTROVERSY</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">!!!!!</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">From what my literate friends tell me, Coach Spence is all like "MAN... </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">KORN</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> IS SO AWESOME,</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">HARPER YOU EAT RAW ASS</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">KORN</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> LEAD US TO VICTORY!" and Harper was like "STFU, MAN, ALL I DID WAS THROW 5 TOUCHDOWN PASSES" and </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">KORN</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> said</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">"ALL YOUR SNAPS ARE BELONG TO US!"</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">and then they <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">CHUGGED</span> a bunch of</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">and crushed the cans on the heads of orphans</span>. <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">EXPLOSIVO!</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">I don't know about you, but I'm</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">PSYCHED</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> about </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">KORN</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> starting at quarterback. When a school has a quarterback controversy (or </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">KORNTROVERSY</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">, as I call it!!) we all win. </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">THIS IS SO FREAKING EXCITING! </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Do you see what part of my seat I'm on---- that's right,</span> <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">IT'S THE EDGE!!!!!1!!11!one!!<br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4827134720276048979-5111415250247483115?l=willykornisgod.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chilihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09170360212629878450noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4827134720276048979.post-10241959568355359822007-09-11T07:18:00.000-07:002007-09-11T07:19:15.896-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JPvNn8oParo/RuMslagAG1I/AAAAAAAAAS8/vssQcTNVQ3k/s1600-h/kornx-large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JPvNn8oParo/RuMslagAG1I/AAAAAAAAAS8/vssQcTNVQ3k/s400/kornx-large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107975423648602962" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">EXTREME KORN REPORT:</span></span> Willy Korn absolutely <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;">DOMINATED</span> the field, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">THRASHING</span> the defense with an <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ASSSSSTOUNDING</span> </span>49 yards on 6/8 passing, <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;">BARRELING</span> through the unworthy and puny defense for a rushing touchdown to cap off a 75 yard <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">POWER DRIVE</span>. HE'S NOT EVEN A RUNNING BACK AND HE <span style="font-style: italic;">RAN</span> FOR A TOUCHDOWN.<span style="font-style: italic;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">BALLS</span></span>. Rumor has it that <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">PRES</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">IDENT</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">BUSH</span> called Willy after the game and congratulated him on his effort. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">GOD</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">BLESS</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">AMERICA <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">WILLY KORN</span></span></span>. EKR OVER!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4827134720276048979-1024195956835535982?l=willykornisgod.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chilihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09170360212629878450noreply@blogger.com2