EXTREME KORN REPORT: Willy Korn absolutely DOMINATED the field, THRASHING the defense with an ASSSSSTOUNDING 49 yards on 6/8 passing, BARRELING through the unworthy and puny defense for a rushing touchdown to cap off a 75 yard POWER DRIVE. HE'S NOT EVEN A RUNNING BACK AND HE RAN FOR A TOUCHDOWN. BALLS. Rumor has it that PRESIDENT BUSH called Willy after the game and congratulated him on his effort. GOD BLESS AMERICA and WILLY KORN. EKR OVER!
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Hey, what the hell is this, Chili? You already set up Willy Korn is God as a website? I don't blame you, this idea is golden, almost as golden as the awesome golden arm of one William Alowishus Korn. Yeah, anyways, I saw this on ESPN and thought you knuckleheads would be interested:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/features/QTVR/deathvalley
A high res tour of Death Valley, SC! Pretty Cool, huh? OK, got to go bury a black cat bone in my Furman gumball helmet so we won't lose to those purple clowns tomorrow...Papa Legba is a stern deity.
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